HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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