I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
