I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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