VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
no. you can't hotbox the world.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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