Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
His nipple licking is glorious
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