That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
home. puking in laundry basket.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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