Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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