i just google imaged poop.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
