So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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