Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
