We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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