she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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