Do you still have your period?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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