At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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