Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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