Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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