Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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