whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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