Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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