i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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