? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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