I heard we made out
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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