I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
