I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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