you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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