So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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