just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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