You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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