The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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