piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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