to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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