There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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