The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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