Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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