Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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