woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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