That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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