Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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