they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
