Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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