okay pat passed out under dana's car
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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