It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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