the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Bring me that man meat
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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