people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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