just come out here and I will go home with you...
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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