so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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