Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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