belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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