"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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