Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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