I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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