the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
you never un-have a 4some
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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