Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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